Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Andy Jons sings Lady Marmalade with Patti LaBelle


A dream of a lifetime for my son, Andy Jons as he sings with Patti Labelle.

She said,
“Darlin', I hope you can sing. What's your name?
“Andy.”
“Where ya from?”
“Des Moines, Iowa. Originally.”
“Ok, Andy. Can you sing?”
“Yes, Ma'am.”
“Really? Do it.”
Andy sings, “Miss Patty, I love ya. Ooooh, yeah.”
“Sing boy,” commands Miss Patti.
“I've been so excited all day.
Ooo, walkin' round this fair.
I couldn't eat. I couldn't sleep last night.
Wo, Miss Patty. Miss Patty LaBelle.”
Then he sings her trademark run, and she jumps up and down,
twirls around , and throws her hanky at him.
Andy nails the high note at the end, and she tops it off with an even higher note.
“Wow! You can SING, boy!”
“Well, thank you.”
She hugs him and says, “Thank you, baby.”
As he exits the stage, she asks, “Andy? That's your name, right?
Andy, don't ever stop. God has given you a blessing. Wow!
How old are you, Andy? How old are you? 31?
Keep on singin'. Whew, you make my heart throb!”

This proud mama says, "AMEN! 

Sunday, September 20, 2015


  I held a tiny miracle in my hand today. I was visiting with a client on my cell phone, having a long distance life coaching session. Needee McGreedy, my ever present plus-size cat, was sitting next to me on the wooden bench on my front porch. It was a cool, overcast day, and the first touch of autumn was in the air. I was relishing the last gasp of my outside plants and flowers before the inevitable frost, and watching various birds at my bird feeders, colorful butterflies and jeweled dragonflies flitting around my yard, and hummingbirds battling for the best position at their feeder.
   Suddenly, two hummingbirds flew straight for my face, then dipped down under my bench at the last second. One zipped away, but the other went missing. Needee jumped down, landing lightly despite her phat cat self, grabbed something with her ridiculously dainty paws, then put it in her mouth. I told my client, “Oh my gosh, I think Needee actually caught a hummingbird!”
   Ya gotta understand, Needee is the worst cat huntress ever. She has trouble catching dead spiders, much less bagging a supersonic hummingbird. I chased her into the kitchen, and she was trying to growl with her precious prey in her mouth, and the prey was vibrating, and I said, “Needee, DROP IT!” So she did, bless her heart. Like I said, not the greatest hunter ever. Cat Rule #1: Do not open mouth when filled with prey. 
   I carefully picked up a glowing, iridescent emerald green hummingbird* with a black and white speckled chest and tail. It lay still in my palm, but its heart was beating so fast, my whole hand was vibrating. I was sharing the play by play commentary with my client, and she was as astounded as I was. “Really? You're holding it IN YOUR HAND? What does it look like? That is SO COOL!”
   I went back outside to the bench, and sat down, cupping the bird in both hands, and asked my client to pray with me for this beautiful little bird. My hands vibrated intensely, the vibration going up my arms and making me light headed. After a moment, I opened my hands, and the bird shifted slightly, from laying on its side to its belly. As I watched in wonder, it seemed to take a breath, get its bearings, and then it zoomed away into the pine tree.
   I was dumbfounded! We high fived each other through the phone, screaming, “That was AMAZING!!!” I told her I was so glad I could share that experience with her. She said, “You know something kinda weird? I'm looking at my birdbath here, and there's, like, six or seven robins there. I've never seen them up here in Northern Wisconsin this late in the year.”
   I've said before and I'll say it again: God is SUCH a showoff!”

* After some in-depth online research, apparently I held in my hand a young male ruby throated hummingbird. They don't get the ruby throat until they reach maturity. It's like a man getting a beard. Ironically, the older females may occasionally have a red feather or two on their throat. That's why I keep several pairs of tweezers handy at all times. For my "chin feathers.”